- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Matthew Baker

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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