Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Jersey Shore.

If you have a stroke, call 000

your mom is so stupid she got raped

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Maths.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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