Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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