What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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