Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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