- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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