- Anti Joke

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?