- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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