- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are red.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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