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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Caramel Boing.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Roses are red.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

George W. Bush

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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MOAR??

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Roses are red.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

George W. Bush

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]