- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??