What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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