Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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