- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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