Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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