So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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