- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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