- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

i found waldo.

Roses are flowers.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats 1+1? window!

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