Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

how much fish could a chicken

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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