what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Lololol

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