- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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