A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Women's rights

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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