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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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