- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

* anti-punchline

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Lil Wayne

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A fat guy!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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