- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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