- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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