- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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