- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

you see theres this guy.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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