Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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silver bullet?

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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