What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

civil rights

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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