What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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