- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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