That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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