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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

matt is fat

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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