Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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I enjoy Popcorn

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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