- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Get up Look in the mirror

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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