Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Beka has AIDS

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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salad days!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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