- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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