Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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penis in the camel

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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