a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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hey hey apple

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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