Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Sloths

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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