- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jordan is pregant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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