- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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