- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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