- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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