- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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