- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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