- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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