What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Women drivers...

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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