- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

There once was this guy and he fell down

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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