Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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