- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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