- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

bite me

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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