Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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