- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A man walks into a vagina

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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