- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many light bulbs? 1

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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