quantum physics?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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knock,knock you suck

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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