Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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