- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke