- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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