- Anti Joke

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

whats green and lives in the water

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()