- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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