What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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