- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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