- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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