what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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