Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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