- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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