- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Urban ghettos

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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