- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

get in the car.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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