A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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