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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Where's the soap?

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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