I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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How do you end a sentence

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Anti Joke

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