Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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