- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...