Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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WILLYS

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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