This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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