What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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