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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one morning i turned on my tv

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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