How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Yo mama so fat.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

why girl die cancer

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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