Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Read a Book.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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