What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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knock knock

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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