What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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