Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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