Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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France had one revolution

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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call me maybe.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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