What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Yo mama so fat.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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