- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Tilt your screen back

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

knock knock come in

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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