How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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