What's one plus one? two.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Robin, get in the car!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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