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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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