- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

knock knock come in

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Allah walked into AK Bar

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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