What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

12 niqqa 12.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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