I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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