- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Women's rights

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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