Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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