A seal walks into a club.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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