- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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