Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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12/23/2012

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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HEY!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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