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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Communism hehe xd

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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