- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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