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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Poop...

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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