so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...