- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Eric is gay Ha

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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