- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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