- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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