- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Good job, son.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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