- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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