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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Women's Soccer.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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