What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

j.p. is dumb

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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