- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

God is real.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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