- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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