Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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