- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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