Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Who invented apple? God

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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