What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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