- Anti Joke

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

You know what's funny? Rape

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.