- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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