One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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