- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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