- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

#Getweird

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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