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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a bar

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