- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Pianos.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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