A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Vagina Boob

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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