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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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