- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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