- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.