- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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