- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

you will like this because i am black.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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