- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

every knight i see an owl at window

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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