- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

No your aunties a joke

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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