Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A man walks into a vagina

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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