Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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