Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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