- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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