- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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