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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

I'm tired.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

I'm tired.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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