- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Yo mama so fat.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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