Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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