- Anti Joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a