Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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knock knock? come in

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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SHUT UP JP

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The cream, it is coming

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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