- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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