- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

hey hey apple

A man walked into a bar owch

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Fat? Jesse Z

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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