- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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