Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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