- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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