- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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