- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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