person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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