- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

You know whats annoying? Steve

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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