What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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