- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what is 3+3= 8

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