when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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