- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why so serious ?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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