Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Tall asians

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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