- Anti Joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Santa isn't real

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Jack Stevens

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.