What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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