- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

You were born.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Your so gay, that you like men!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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