"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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