- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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