So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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