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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.