- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What is 9+10? 19

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

The Big Band Theory

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

AIDS

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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