Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Homo say what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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