- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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