As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Robin, get in the car, please.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Small Penis.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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