A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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