one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what goes boo a sock

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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