- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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