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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A guy walks into a bar

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Antijokes...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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