- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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