- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Honk if you're Amish!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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