- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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